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Game Giveaway of the day — Squirrel Divorce
Squirrel Divorce was available as a giveaway on February 15, 2023!
Squirrel Karl is tired of such a life, he wants to go on a long journey and breathe freedom, but his wives do not think so, they will not divorce, and most importantly, if they catch Karl, they will marry himself again, so he needs as soon as possible collect your things and run away as far as possible.
Squirrel Divorce - Top Down game where you control a squirrel and dodge moles that crawl out of their holes, and also run away from annoying ex-wives, collect scattered luggage around the location and then load everything into a truck. But each time one of the wives steals your truck and you, getting on a motorcycle, catch up with her, along the way collecting the boxes with luggage she throws off.
Game features:
- Nice visual style
- Dynamic music
- 30 levels
- High difficulty
System Requirements:
Microsoft Windows; Processor: Intel Celeron 1800 MHz; Memory: 512 MB RAM; Graphics: Intel HD Graphics; Storage: 20 MB available space; Sound Card: DirectSound Compatible; Additional Notes: Keyboard
Publisher:
Reforged GroupHomepage:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1532800/Squirrel_Divorce/File Size:
108 MB
Price:
$1.99
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Does this require any other software to work? I got a coding error when I tried to install so I uninstalled.
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Squirrel Divorce is a casual simple game in which you are a squirrel trying to collect scattered luggage around the location and load it into a truck while avoiding the hordes of angry ex-wives chasing you, and also dodge the moles that crawl out of their holes which make you drop what you are carrying. Then in the second part, one of the wives steals your truck and you, getting on a motorcycle, catch up with her, collecting the boxes with luggage she throws off. Controls play a bit loose instead of precise and this squirrel has a filthy mouth so not for the kiddies. Again, repetitive and simple, the kind of game someone might want to pop in to waste a few minutes but there is nothing here you will miss if you dont... These kind of games are cool for free downloads to try but rarely worth money when so many good ones are out there.
As for me, well, I'll just leave you with the words of Weird Al Yankovic singing about his ex which kind of sums it up:
I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass...
Then spend one more minute with you...
Rating: D-
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Not sure if I'm going to try, yet. Posting just to mention that, unfortunately and uncommonly, the reviews on Steam don't seem helpful. They might be reacting to what Whiterabbit calls this game's "manic" nature, that's come out in a review or 2 there, but there's too many reviews that literally say this is the greatest game there is, or at least the greatest game on Steam, and that gives a whiff of fakery. There are a couple of useful reviews at least on there, so might be worth a look.
Nobody's under obligation to review here, and that's why I'm quite grateful that folks like Whiterabbit, Sailorbear (Jason) and DataDragon, step up and help the site, not to mention others, like mike, who give useful input when they feel it's needed. If I should download and post on this, I'll explain my reasons why I don't review every day, but thank all you good folks for all your great work.
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mediaman13, thank you for your comments. I love to review the games on my own time that are given away here. Sometimes I have circumstances that prevent me from reviewing every game but I do what I can. :)
Steam supposedly has an option if a user gets a product for free so it supposedly does not increase the rating of any game being sold on there. Most of the reviews are OK on Steam across many games but some of them seem its like an advert for them. You can let Steam know of these reviews and they can possibly take them down based on what they find.
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