I'm starting to think that calling something "retro" is just an excuse for crude graphics. This almost looks like an Atari game from the late 70s/early 80s, lol. Which is not to say those old Atari games weren't fun.

Since I'm posting, a reminder that you can go into the game's folder after install and throw away the file that says 20M. The project's weekday game provider, Falcoware, has convinced itself that a small game can't be impressive enough. So they include that file, apparently, just to make it look bigger.

We appreciate you Falcoware, but we don't care if a game is large, we only care if a game is fun. That's all we care about.