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Peor que escuchar Six Feets Under mientras tomas acido corrosivo

Conseguí este juego gratis en un giveaway, obviamente jamas hubiese pagado por esta ♥♥♥♥♥♥, y calculo que todos los que (lamentablemente) poseen este juego en su biblioteca de Steam tampoco.

Entonces, el juego nos pone en una ciudad con edificios que parecen haber sido sacados de unos assets, y con 200 enemigos en todos lados persiguiendonos como tarados, y estos enemigos son basicamente 2 modelos, un nordico gigante y una rubia pelo corto con unas tetas chiquitas y un♥♥♥♥♥♥inexistente, no hay instrucciones de como jugar o que hacer, lo único que uno puede hacer es matarlos a todos, pero obviamente no es facil ya que los enemigos te rodean de a 200 y te cojen a espadazos.

Tenemos una espada de que es tan larga que se sale de la pantalla, pero para golpear a un enemigo con ella tenemos que estar a quemarropa, no hay ninguna otra arma mas que la♥♥♥♥♥♥espada, que encima parece una espada de juguete de cuarta, de esas que te compraba tu vieja cuando tenías 4 años y te ponías a romper las pelotas cuando ella salía a comprarse alguna ropa provocativa para así cojer con tu viejo. 9 meses después nació tu hermano/a.

Bueno, el punto es que el juego es una basura, no es siquiera una demo si no mas bien una joda, ni siquiera un juego flash de alguna pagina poronga llamada "juegosgratisparatodospuntocom" o alguna boludes así puede ser tan malo. Al juego lo terminé en 5 minutos, por que una vez que matas a todos los enemigos no ocurre nada mas.

Nota: -1/10 - Necro's Reviews (?)

Edit: Acabo de fijarme la página de la tienda y ví que los desarrolladores pusieron que son el GOTY de 2017 y que es el 1 en el top 100... PATETICO!

Not Recommended
5.7 hrs on record
POSTED: OCTOBER 23
It's crazy to see such a horrible game on steam. It has no story at all, you press "Start Game" and all the sudden you're already in the game with random enemies coming towards you while all you do is kill them with your sword. The game is poorly optimized, not even a high-end computer can handle the horribleness in this game. The game was made with Game-Guru, it is stated on the first screen we see when we start the game, it's basically a poor engine choice for beginners, it's great for learning and getting into game development, but the games made with it are horrible.

I've developed a lot of games that never saw the light of day and were very similar to this, games that were made in a couple of minutes, they had no story and were very poorly optimized, also known as "prototypes", which are meant to demonstrate the idea of the game, after that, you're supposed to basically remake the game in better visuals, gameplay mechanics and a proper introduction to let the player known what they are doing and why they should waste their time with it.

I do not recommend purchasing this game, even with the steam trading cards it's not worth wasting 99 cents while there are many other indie games that deserve the attention.

This game is sold on Steam for $.99. It has mostly negative reviews. Pass.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/581620/Bold_New_World/

This website is annoying. It says perform all the actions but after I log in, I'm unable to get back to the page that lists "all the actions". So here I sit with no key and I can't download the game. Bummer

what should i do